What about multiple facades, ciccio? They’ll have us racing from window to window, willies flapping in the slipstream.

Exactly!

And I take it your real name is NOT Joe Grima, nor is it Manwel Mallia, because the image would be just a little bit too much.

Kemm int fidil, jahasra. This IS Labour we are talking about, after all.

Ssssh! They’ve already done it! http://thinng.com/535-coconut-house

Which brings to mind – Are try also taking photos of all the caravan sites such as those in Armier, Marfa and St. Thomas Bay?

Apparti dan nahseb li Daphne ghandha ragun. Taxxa fuq kull bieb hija taxxa indiretta u bhala tali tinkwadra tajjeb fil-politika ekonomika ta’ Scicluna.

Niftakar li ezercizzju bhal dan kien inbeda minn Alfred Sant u kellu jieqaf hesrem meta twaqqa’ l-gvern tieghu. L-ewwel pass kien li inghata numru lil kull bieb, Kienu twahhlu karti zghar bl-arma ta’ Malta, li uhud minnhom ghadhom jidhru sal-lum.

What most miss is what it takes to turn things ugly over here. Absolutely nothing.

No mass equals no momentum. Business is at standstill, everyone holding their breath.

Guess what happened to government income.

A tax on the width, it says.

I will lie naked full-length on my bed with the window WIDE open when they come by, and I am getting one of those ceiling mirrors to make sure they capture my image from any elevation. This way they will have to edit the width of my house, and I’ll beat the taxman.

And I am putting a sign on the door: Joseph Muscat said his government will not intrude in my bedroom.