Or drop some water on them … maybe they’ll melt.

Cardboard cutouts, perhaps?

Anki z-zwiemel wehlu ma rasu – ghax ma jistghux johorgu x’hin iridu.

L-isbah, izda, hi li dwar il-famuzi medicini ‘out of stock’ ser titlesta’ white paper. Ghaliex, ghandu jkun, hadd qatt ma sema’ bil-problema sa llum! U allura, hemm bzonn li l-poplu jkun jaf biha halli tigi ‘studjata’ tafux.

Has he ever, personally, had to spend more than the cost of a car and a handbag?

Tiny hands and massive body Joseph in prima donna mode showing us how his government is borrowing some good budget ideas from the previous administration adding in some adulterated Mintoffian style taxes.

U l-udjenza mimlija b’ministri w segretarji parlamentari fi stat avvanzat ta’ obesita.

Diga kielu wisq minn meta telghu fil-gvern. Is-sinjali visibli hafna.

After promoting the prostitution of the Maltese citizenship in London, the Prime Minister is now trying to inject some ‘oomph’ in the otherwise lacklustre speech by Sigg Luna in Parliament.

I see he is including some threats in his speech. The bully.