These people are just ‘wannabes’ and the person who wrote the article is just as bad.

If Michelle Muscat does not have the intelligence to answer a few questions that should have been asked to a Prime Minister’s wife, the article should not have been written.

The Sunday Circle should not have stooped so low as to publish this ridiculous ‘interview’.

But I suppose this is Malta, so we have to suck up to anyone in power, no matter the consequences.

[Daphne – Be grateful for small mercies. She didn’t make the cover. They put Malcolm Galea on it instead. That must have gone down well, but it’s a good gauge of where Mrs Michelle Muscat stands in the popularity charts right now.]

You are not the only one.

The thinking of the truly philanthropic: Look, I can do charity without being famous, and the result is actual charity, not some sort of publicity stunt to boost the image of my brand.

That’s quite a generous timeframe. Even Mrs Muscat talks about enjoying the next five years only. Personally I honestly do believe it will be much less.

This citizenship scheme will be the LPs undoing.

“Michelle was, is, and will remain, a cheap version of Victoria Beckham or the Kardashians – if one could possibly get cheaper than that lot. Michelle’s photo shoots and interviews only serve to drive that truth home – though the likes of Phyllis Muscat probably think she is one to be envied.”

Which means she did none as an inconnue.

“I was invited to CHOGM in Sri Lanka, but since the girls had a ballet show coming up and lots of rehearsals, I decided not to accompany my husband.”

Right. That must be why she didn’t pull the children out of school to take them to New York – because it’s not as exciting as Sri Lanka.

Jesus wept.

Mrs Michelle Muscat, wife of the prime minister of Malta, in whose presence things happen: a peasant with delusions of grandeur, who doesn’t understand that in ten years’ time max, she’s going to be one of the crowd again and with 30 years of life ahead of her.

Nobody’s going to bother giving her ‘treatment’ then, because there’s going to be nothing in it for them.

Sorry Joseph but can I possibly change it to ‘Don’t cry for me Birzebbuga’?

It is just that we need four syllables to make it work.