And it seems that the Leader’s girls were not expected, at least going by the seating arrangement.

I once sent an email to my colleagues and mates Spud and Bogbrush, containing phwoars and ding-dongs about the Unattainable Office Beauty who was also, technically, my boss. Trouble is, I forgot to delete her address from the mailing list.

Of course it put a stop to any hopes of career advancement, or indeed, of advancement of the horizontal type. I’ve no doubt she is now shacked up with some dashing young yuppie with a sculpted chin and an even more sculpted CV.

Always assume your email is switched on, children.

Ok, does she know that jaguar fur, hopefully faux, is the rage with Berlusconi’s women this winter?

It all started when the hapless Bersani promised to ‘remove the spots off the jaguar’ and win the elections, something he duly didn’t.

And look, it’s an albino litter.

Għalfejn għandna noqgħodu nilgħabuha tad-dojoq? Mhux hekk jitkellem il-poplu (lejburist)?

Din riflessjoni tal-partit li għandna fil-gvern. Mela dawn jafu jistħu? Miskina Malta – dritt għal ġol-ħajt.

http://www.independent.com.mt/mobile/2013-12-21/news/leaders-unite-to-deliver-christmas-message-3514171393/#prettyPhoto

Does the CCF expect me to donate any money to this impersonator? Fat chance!

http://my-malta.com/hosted/MaltaLotusQigongWeek2010.pdf

http://my-malta.com/hosted/2010%20Seminars_information.pdf

Is this a charity?

It seems that the success of L-Istrina is measured on the record amount of Euros collected and no one seems to give a hoot on where and how the money is spent.

I will donate directly to the charity which needs my support and which is registered with the commission and has its accounts audited. I’m losing my trust in everyone.

Renato Zero.