In situations like yours, Baxxter, you can always resort to that Muscatoffian tactic: “Ritienne, toqghodx ixxewwex.”

But if it eats you up…” what the heck”, you would have given it a try anyway!

The pity in this situation is that the repercussions will be borne by all non-iced bun recipient Maltese just as the fall out from other shenanigans were. But the comment does amply illustrate the breadth and depth of Mr. Cunningham’s thinking and reasoning.

And this is his reply to that…

Albert Gauci Cunningham
12 hours ago
The majority of the MEPs are against citizenship schemes (now…that Malta is gonna have one…not since Portugal, Cyprus, Austria, Uk, Spain and others have had one…). So frickin what? The majority of MEPs are in favour of abortion, so should we pee in our pants and legalise abortion? No, right?

When Ritienne and I built our house, the in-laws insisted we get all the best stuff – Pozzi-Ginori bogs and all. But it was expensive. So I skimped and decided to forgo the drains. “Minn xhiex qed tibza’, Ritienne”, I asked her.”Let’s give this initiative a bloody chance and then if it goes wrong we’ll blame the builders. Ejja ma nkissruhiex qabel titwieled.” So we did.

The next morning, as soon as I flushed, I was showered in a ponn h***. I thought it was normal. You know, let’s give it time to learn. But it went on. I tried to shovel a terrapien trab down the bog but that only made it worse, and soon the ponn was a bawzer and the whole house was flooded. Ritienne and I were wading around knee-deep in reeking h***.

“Let’s just blame the builders,” I said. But she was calling me every name under the sun, threatening to call her mum (the old snapdragon) and her dad (a recidivist illegal spring hunter). So in the end I hired a bawzer to clear up the whole mess.

On my way, I passed a billboard…