It’s actually King of the Belgians, something to do with Belgium’s constitutional set up.

Li tkun tixbah lill Prim Ministru mhi xejn, Il gwaj ikun meta tkun tixbah lill Prim Ministru minn barra u minn gewwa jkollok il karattru ta Mintoff. Miraklu biss irid ifejjqejk ghax ma hawnx rimedju ghal dak il gwaj.

Would he have known the difference in the first place? As long as he is not au courant the details do not matter. It is the substance in small bottles that is important according to His Master`s Voice.

The last time George Vella congregated his envoys, he stressed and so did the press repeat, that he will be monitoring the performance of each and every ambassador, consul, envoy.

He will be noting in particular their efforts to attract business to Malta, to attract investment to create jobs and most of all that each will be giving his fair share in the effort to create THE WEALTH OF THE NATION.

In these present circumstances I do sincerely believe that the next edition of the opus will be published and printed in Belgium where the costs are by far cheaper than anywhere else and where we are represented by His Excellency Raymond Azzopardi, former chief of the Labour Party’s “outdoor activities”.

Ftakar li ukoll jekk qasir bhalna ghandek cans tahdem maghna. Ahna mhux bhalhom; ahna inkejjluk.

Remember that His Excellency hails from the Island of Fairy Tails. Hence the garb.