“One plus One equals two hux, mela tajjeb gejna”

He must be the Last of the Elves then.

Forty hours have passed since they issued that headline and no one even bothered to correct it.

No, Baxxter, David is at his wits end trying to defend the indefensible.

The fella is constantly trying to find the imaginable crack in the arguments that constantly expose Labour for being what they are, a bunch of lying hypocritical, power hungry pigs shoving each other at the trough.

He hunts around for any excuse to derail, diminish or debase each argument, and sadly has his Eureka moments dashed with embarrassing regularity.

I admire your perseverance, but I pity your efforts, David.

That’s not charity, but an absolute necessity. What was funny before the election is worrying, now that they are in power.

David, you are very, very stupid. Either that or you’re growing into a very annoying man with a misplaced sense of humour, like Kevin Ellul Bonici.

I was in bad shape after my last fight in the summer heat at Montekristo.

So the paramedics hooked me up to a Rocky IV.

Jozef, I worked for the multinational petrochemical company that supplied the synthetic rubber for that O ring. Our chemists also advised not to launch in such cold temperatures.

Such a sad moment, tears everywhere, as we watched, and, incredibly, some of my colleagues knew it would be a disaster.

David this is not just about the misinterpretation of numerals. Surely even the Maltastar hacks have heard of the SECOND World War.

Do they even know what they’re writing?

World War 12 (XII) (to be announced): Little Joey disappears down a European sinkhole.