They’ve already dug so deep, they reached China, you know.

Josette, you cannot understand these people’s foresight.

They are planning the underground to be taht l-art rather than above it so that it can double as a bunker for the entire population of the Sawt.

It might come in handy when the obscene amount of gas floating in Marsaxlokk Bay starts to pop.

Chicken kievs tal-hut isbah

This brought back memories of the many stupidities a certain Labour minister had come out with after the takeover of the National Bank. All hilarious, but sadly true. Total ignorance.

Check your computer and internet connection. On my computer the page loads within 15 seconds.

Mela. U nixorbu dry water. Ghax helty.

Another error committed in today’s new is the use of “guri” (jury) when no jury is involved – the correct word should be “process”, “gie pprocessat” not “ghadda guri”.

Another common mistake committed by PBS is the use of “delitt” to mean “homicide” when delitt means crime in general. Just to mention another all too common mistake, many are saying “permess ta'” instead of “permezz ta'”.

Linguistic competence and precision are sadly lacking in this country. If we cannot speak our own language well, how can we boast of being a country of good linguists? I stop here.