Did you notice that Aliyeva is shorter than Manuel Mallia, even in six-inch fuck-me platforms?

As the man said, it’s all relative.

He’s probably thinking with his moneybags, he could have her too.

Let him gorge himself. I look forward to seeing him hobble around in a bath chair, chalking his Fabergé eggs with his knuckles.

Agreed, they said it was just warning shots when what he was doing was pointing it at people behind barred windows.

As if these were a real risk.

“Allahares!” she exclaimed in desperation. “We were warned his colon will come unstuck if Cupid misfires again.”

It seems as if Henley & Something had marked Leyla’s application for a Maltese passport as “Rejected” and, in accordance with the new Legal Notice, the case was now being examined by the Minister personally.

Tbissima ta’ blackguard.

Spare us. Is this the kind of talk we get?

Must be lust at first sight.

Mallia really is a boob man – though he’s ignoring Michelle’s . He can’t get his eyes off those ‘ heavily crafted ‘ knockers ; leering and practically salivating . Jaqq