Your statement 1 metric ton petrol=1.351 litre

I think 1,351 litres is more likely to be the right value.

With your figures it boils down to €25 million? But you mixed points with commas and fuel with petrol.

Before you check your work, notice that you did not consider that your calculations were futile, what he took he gave you back a month later and you went to calculate the cost of going back to April Fool’s day.

A family burns some 40 litres per week: 2 cents is a whopping 80 cents a week, which is an income increase of 0.1% in a year for a couple earning €30,000.

What “grand discours”, prithee.

When was sh*t called otherwise in French?

I’d go with this.

Ma ninsewx l-incova.

And the big question is: where is the money from the sale of 190 passports? At Eur 650,000 each, that’s almost Eur 125 million.

Where is the fund which had to be created to invest those monies?

In whose custody are those monies?

They probably used up more petrol to get there and look for parking than they will save by the end of the year.

My thoughts exactly: more than going against some EU directive, I suspect he was informed that it would actually lose votes and not win votes.

So they had to think of something fast, and his favourite pet (Konrad) came to his rescue with an idea fenomenali.

We know how much he hates the EU and we know were he stood when it came to the EU referendum. The timing for this 2cents worth of glory was planned.