SPOT ON

How nice! The British Residents’ Association is terribly working class. Now they will have a representative to match, plus a First Lady who can ‘look the East End in the face’. Because she’s never know any better.

Hooray, and up she rises!

“I really like our PM in Malta. Taking an interest in politics is only something I’ve done since coming here to live.”

No wonder she’s impressed by the Muscats and doesn’t find it strange that Michelle Muscat issues invitations to national events when she has neither the position nor the authority to do so.

“My first ISBN number ”

So what’s her bullshit about being a writer?

Unmade would be more appropriate.

Oh, OK…

One pulls out all sorts of garbage out of the skip and the spouse sucks up all the crap she thinks as having class.

One day the carriage will become a pumpkin again, the horses mice and the fake high society will plummet back into the murky depths from where it originated.

It’s the attraction of the species presumably.

She’s an English hamalla – you can say that again. And worse still, one with a superiority complex. If anyone could be bothered, it might be worth checking her ‘credits’.

English hamalla I’m not too sure. Very unaware of Maltese politics and society – definitely.

[Daphne – Most definitely an English hamalla, even if the other details like her first name didn’t tell you that in the first place: http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20130927/local/-I-m-the-write-person-to-put-Malta-on-the-map-.487895 ]