That can only happen if you file a report. Even then, the police will drag their feet about doing anything.

Peter Floyd spends rather a lot of time marooned out at sea surrounded by men. One wonders at his motivation for his devoted support to Lowell who seems more and more like a repressed homosexual in deep denial.

If you feel like being particularly masochistic, go to one of Fr. Colin Apap’s masses in Marsascala and be prepared for a session of cringing in horror at all the un-Catholic, blatant Labour propaganda he manages to spew out in an hour. His homilies often consist of nothing but gossip where he uses personal problems from his parishioners for their shock value.

Fr.Mark and I used to be in the same philosophy and divinity classes at St. Aloysius sixth form in the eighties. Believe me when I tell you that he used to exasperate the two distinguished, highly intellectual Jesuits who used to lecture on these two subjects with his inane, garbled, convoluted arguments which made no logical sense at all and were all intended to promulgate Mintoff’s class-hatred and chip – on- the – shoulder stance. After such a session, he would walk smugly out of class thinking that he had ‘shocked’ everyone with his ‘wisdom’. Suffice it to say that we were amused by his utter stupidity and not at all surprised when he failed his Philosophy ‘A’ level .

Ghandkom tghidu fejn hu Father Colin ‘problemi tal-qalb’ Apap? Fejn hi l-Madonna ta’ Angelik? Fejn hu Monsignor ‘housekeeper’ Vella Gauci?

Siehbi Spud faqa’ Facebook bir-rationalist anti-Catholic status updates. Hsibt li qed jesagera, imma issa qed nifhmu.

I sort of start to understand the Provos now.

The SAG, now renamed RIU, are already Malta’s SWAT team.

Manuel seems to be just a trifle too fond of his toy soldiers. He’s forever training them and kitting them out. You have to wonder where the money’s coming from. Is anyone keeping tabs on the budget?

No, I didn’t mean the Nationalist Party. They’re busy organising a sonk festivill ghall-indipendenza.

I mean the Facebook ‘comments’ obviously.

The moment you go through their friends you’ll find that Peter Floyd and then obviously Lowell.

Now that they can’t ‘speak out’ they’ll get truck driver Sander and ‘family man’ Borg Crockford to do it for them.

And how kinky is this Peter Floyd, pity he can’t get himself to turn up his shirt collar. That’d show Norman.