Comments on: Caption competition for this new Department of Information release https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/ Daphne Caruana Galizia is a journalist working in Malta. Sun, 13 Jul 2014 12:18:44 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: A Chihuahua Called Chu https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2243312 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 12:18:44 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2243312 “My God, have you seen the state of the prime minister’s teeth?”

“I only do his botox, ma’am. I’m not actually his dentist.”

]]> By: Rosie https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2243294 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 12:10:03 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2243294 “When I get married for the third time, I want a wedding just like your inauguration ceremony, Ma’am.”

]]> By: nitpicker https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2243238 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 11:41:31 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2243238 “You are supposed to cross your fingers like this, because in Western culture slipping the right finger into the left hand means only one thing.”

]]> By: Malta ta' Pacciani https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2243136 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 10:40:02 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2243136 “Jeffrey, when you get married for the third time, you and Lara Boffa can film your pre-wedding video in the palace garden in exchange for a small donation to the Community Chest Fund. If you get married for the fourth time and I’m still here, it’s free.”

]]> By: Alexander Ball https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2242100 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 01:42:32 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2242100 “That’s not the pearl necklace I had in mind”

]]> By: Mike https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2241955 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:22:13 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2241955 “No, Jeffrey. You have had far too much Earl Grey already.”

]]> By: Hot Stuff https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2241947 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:17:20 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2241947 “Hi baby! Smajt li int tghidx kemm kont tigri ma’ l-irgiel mizzewgin. Jien kont mizzewweg darbtejn. Xi tghid, eh?”

]]> By: bob-a-job https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2241909 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:00:11 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2241909 In reply to Andrew Borg-Cardona.

Opportunist

]]> By: H.P. Baxxter https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2241889 Sat, 12 Jul 2014 23:52:51 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2241889 MCST. Malta Council for Sycophants and Twats.

]]> By: Joe Fenech https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2014/07/caption-competiton-for-this-new-department-of-information-release/#comment-2241866 Sat, 12 Jul 2014 23:43:19 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=49730#comment-2241866 “Mulej, issa li ltqajt mieghek nista’ nikkancella iz-zjara li kelli naghmel lill-Papa.”

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