I love Cornish pasties, steak and kidney pies.

Well he obviously likes the food in Malta, if appearances are anything to go by.

What an ignorant pig. “Ehe ghax l-Inglizi mhux fish and chips jieklu, ma jafux jieklu, mhux bhalna hijjjj”. All said while wolfing down 4 pastizzi.

He thinks he’ll be in the fast lane. Pretentious twat.

Michelle feeds him soup and salad. That’s why he’s so fat.

My goodness, is this man insensitive. A little Mintoff in the making, and I suppose he is proud of that. Coming to think of it, min jaf x’issajjarlu l-mara. Jew ommu?

Yes, he did insult British food. Keep your pastizzi and ross il-forn*, Joey. I’ll have the scones with clotted cream and fresh jam, the scallops, the fresh juicy beef, the venison, the sweetest strawberries and cream, more varieties of potato than you could imagine, the rest of the lovely veg, the amazing ice creams (well done Malta, a stone’s throw away from Sicily, for completely screwing this one up), and – yes – the lovely real sausages, the fish suppers, the pies. What an idiot.

He thought he was smart in commenting on Scottish independence and the UK’s relationship with the EU, and suggested a two-speed Commonwealth. That’s going to be popular. And to what end exactly?

* but please share the octopus, Mediterranean fish and rabbit. And the tomatoes.

And such a simpleton is representing the better half of Malta.

I love traditional English food, it is much better than Maltese food. I have been eating it for the last 35 years.

The fact that the English did not have such a sophisticated cuisine, they are making up for it now. They have gone over the top (I am sick and tired of it) with non-stop food programmes and newspaper articles on newspapers. They also invented a word for food lovers ‘foodie’. I hate this word with passion.

Muscat himself is a perfect example of bad eating habits. Nature made him short and squat. He became fat all by himself.