It is quite dangerous to walk ahead of Mallia.

If that button on his jacket pops. it will be as lethal as a bullet shot at close range.

Hopefully it is sewn with stainless steel thread.

I guess so. A fascinating specimen that basically looks the same from the back and front. All he needs is to wear those Venetian masks on the back and front of his face and you wouldn’t know if he’s coming or going!

[Daphne – If you look right down you’ll see his shoes. As for the front of his trousers below the belt, he’s got what the older generation in my family used to call a ‘bazwa’. ]

If that button popped it would have done Martin Galea more damage than any rebel militia.

Watch out for a Porsche Boxster on Maltapark.

Surely he doesn’t fit bucket seats. And he upsets the car’s weight distribution.

I say Malta can’t evacuate.

Not when they lose their core fuel strategy until Konrad delivers that is.

Tankers sliding out of our fabulously baroque waters under our watch and all that.

I just cannot understand how James Debono and Raphael Vassallo stick in there.

They became extinct ever since Harry S Truman left that profession to become president of the USA.