I mix in some Colman’s mustard powder to the mashed potato concoction described. It gives it a bit of zing.

Scooter is better than Mozart. So is Falco.

Also, Mozart was the original nerd.

Definitely not Mozart. Everyone is better than Mozart. Try Chopin or Tchaikovsky. And Beethoven wins hands down.

Have you ever seen script music by Mozart? It’s like something a ten year old would write; just melody with no harmony at all.

Oh good Lord. Another one’s who stuck in 1900s Sicily.

Just like Roquefort , Stilton and Gorgonzola ….. all excellent but cannot be compared. Certainly one cannot say that any one of these is inferior to the others. Danish Blue , gobon tat -tursina , is another matter and certainly inferior to all three.

The only composer who can be considered to be better than Verdi is Mozart.

I meant Polish emigrants. The best salami in the UK isn’t Italian, but Polish.

Of course I’m serious. but first of all we need to define ‘music’ and that would mean a separate blog post.

Actually I did, and still do.

The only problem that keeps me back is finding enough readers to appreciate its beauty.

I am even considering asking Mrs Caruana Galizia to promote it on her blog.

I really hope you will make it a point of acquiring a copy.

No, Daphne, definitely not the music.

[Daphne – You cannot be serious.]