“Ho pensato.”

Is there anyone left to think here?

And now for something completely different.

Here’s our Muscat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsQ0hU_-UaI

‘…ma Io sono socialista…’

Giannini’s best ever. Wertmuller’s darkest, childhood nightmares.

Matched perhaps by Sordi’s borghese piccolo piccolo. Monicelli ever toxic and resigned.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2010/12/the-valiant-death-of-mario-monicelli/67316/

Rest assured he did an ombrello first, just like Wertmuller’s prisoner.

Bloody hell, Mr. Baxxter, you are right. The plaque build-up is highly visible and it is usually the result of lack of oral hygiene. Brushing twice a day will give positive results.

Ah, Wertmuller! Her best five minutes of cinema EVER are these. Listen to this dialogue and WEEP. This is Malta, and that raw anger, with the blasphemy, is what some of us are fighting to keep down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3aOdFY9fOY

If Daphne wishes, I could translate.

Fucking “inject” again. Alas, Gonzispeak is here to stay.

And I didn’t realise Gozo had its own economy. Do we have to go through customs when we cross the fucking Fliegu?

Wasn’t aware they attempted that feeble copy of Wertmuller’s classic in Comino.

What really got to me was how Madonna expected to compare to Melato.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/jan/14/mariangela-melato

She also had the most utterly geometrical beauty, a Modigliani.

http://wordsocialforum.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/melato-2.jpg

That’s nothing compared to the 30 million euros Joe Mizzi spent on the dry oil well in Kercem, Gozo in 1998 (Madonna taz Zejt) to fulfill his oil explorer fetish fantasy.

The difference is that we, the taxpayers, paid for it and the Italian oil company ENI got all our money.