The bridge which blacklisted China Communications Construction Company is to build between Malta and Gozo will be named after Jesmond Mugliett: the Jesmond Mugliett China Friendship Golden Luck Bridge.

A year later, the bridge will collapse.

An investigation will reveal that the quality of concrete was poor and not enough cement was used.

But the Labour Party will have millions to spend for the next general election campaign.

Maybe some postage stamps with Franco Debono and his cock on them? Who knows, it has become a normality that the more things sound preposterous, the more there is chance of them materializing.

Din ma hix l-unika haga li hu ma nvestigax imma li baqghet sejra mar-rih.

Jien ghalija komplici jigi. Kulhadd imexxih minn imniehru imma jiddispjacini nghid li ghalkemm nifhmu ma niggustifikahx ghax la dahal ghal kariga messu jiehu stand fejn suppost u jinvestiga u mhux ihalli kollox ghaddej mar-rih.

Tal-Malja, I think you are wrong in thinking that Franco holds no power. He does. He has intimate knowledge of his dealings with Labour whilst serving as a Nationalist MP. I suspect he knows more than that as well. The former alone is enough to keep some individuals in the current administration on tenterhooks.

Or on Twitter using the hashtag #kemmbatejt

1.Franco Debono expected Prime Minister Lawrence Gonzi to interrupt a cabinet meeting in order to speak to him.

2. Franco Debono expected Prime Minister Gonzi to interrupt a meeting with USA Foreign Secretary Hillary Clinton in order to speak to him.

3. Franco Debono phoned Prime Minister Gonzi in the early hours of the morning and expected him to leave a European Union Head of States meeting, in discussion about an urgent and sensitive issue, in order to speak to him.

4. During the Libyan crisis in 2011, Franco Debono called at the prime minister’s office wearing shorts and flip-flops and demanded that Prime Minister Gonzi interrupts a meeting with former Libyan Prim Minister Jabril, in order to speak to him.

5. When he was a member of parliament, Franco Debone have bombarded Prime Minister Gonzi and Nationalist Party officials with literally thousands of text messages, many of them during the night and in the early hours of the morning.