He should have been a lumberjack in the mighty forests of British Columbia, with all that fresh air and woody goodness laying about.

Mixter. We want to reach out to feminists.

Male or female? Please specify, as I’m confused by your initial adjectives.

Thanks for the laugh, anyway.

[Daphne – Because he was miserable in the role and like the rest of us he is only going to live once, so why should he suffer for nothing. I suspect he never even really wanted to be a priest and that his chronic depression is the result of this dawning realisation that he spent his entire life doing something he didn’t actually want to do in the first place, because he felt it was his duty to carry on. It happens to lots of people, not just priests and bishops.]

I want a gay black lesbian Jewish Muslim bishop.

[Daphne – Exactly why would the nature and identity of the archbishop make a difference to any of our lives. They don’t make government policy, you know.]

‘The Vatican accepts Scicluna’s resignation”.