Comments on: Turnip-baiting on Twitter: the exciting new sport

By: H.P. Baxxter

H.P. Baxxter — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:25:52 +0000

In reply to H.P. Baxxter. 51 1/2, Kevin. My birthday's on 31st March. But really, is this the best you can do? My front door is always welcome to your petrol bombs. And if you can't fly over from Brussels, you can always get your mates in the police to do it.

By: kev

kev — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 23:55:02 +0000

In reply to H.P. Baxxter. No, Daphne, my wife's friend Jeffrey must be around 5 foot two, and not wiry, no, but he's making an effort. [Daphne - Yes, I think you're right about that, five foot two, but I didn't want to make too much of it because he's on the touchy and hysterical side. Also, not so much wiry as wired.]

By: kev

kev — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 23:47:05 +0000

In reply to H.P. Baxxter.

Gahan, Baxxter is a 51-year-old, 5 foot five, wiry, frustrated individual who sees himself as the only intellectual in the village.

[Daphne – Ah, your wife’s friend Jeffrey, then. Well no, he’s actually around five foot three. And not very wiry.]

By: wacko

wacko — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:53:43 +0000

In reply to Gobsmacked. He loves Scooter... so he might be 35-ish ;)

By: H.P. Baxxter

H.P. Baxxter — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:46:30 +0000

In reply to H.P. Baxxter. Like zunzan and znazan? Yes, I am in my late forties/early fifties. Or on the wrong side of 18, whichever way you prefer.

By: Gahan

Gahan — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 04:25:38 +0000

In reply to H.P. Baxxter. ŻGĦAŻAGĦ not zaghzagh. H.P.Baxxter must be a short 48year old guy.

By: H.P. Baxxter

H.P. Baxxter — Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:25:28 +0000

In reply to Gobsmacked. All the zaghzagh are familiar with Castle Greyskull. And if they aren't, then they're not zaghzagh but adults in miniature.

By: Gobsmacked

Gobsmacked — Tue, 28 Oct 2014 21:00:04 +0000

HP, you must be 40-something then, seeing that you’re familiar with Castle Greyskull. Thought you were much older.

[Daphne – Actually, he’s much younger than 40.]