Like pressing a knife slowly into a chest.

A scandal a day and he defends the indefensible, as his incompetent ministers fall over each other in competing as to who is the biggest a**hole.

On doctor’s orders, I am keeping off TVM like the plague – it’s become plain revolting.

I think he is trying to avoid spelling out that with the amount of subsidies being granted and with the roll-out plan the Government wants to go by, the subsidies will be amortizing the roll-out for the company.

He reminds me of ‘Yes, Prime Minister’.

The original ‘big bang’ is considered to have been the start of the whole universe. Little joey’s big bang there will certainly result in the destruction of huge chunks of our homeland.

Exactly what I think.

Libya being a hop, skip and jump away, surely he could be back in Libya and chairing a meeting within an hour of leaving Malta.

I think that a big bang will take place. That’s when the court orders the whole bidding process a fraud.

I only trust the prime minister with hind sight. Remember that with him, everything is always “on truck.”

It personified an inept manager who created crisis after crisis and yet could always talk his way out of them or talk things up.

His staff would walk away half convinced by the smart talk and half confused by it. He was all talk.

When nervous or under pressure Gervais would stroke his tie repeatedly and pretend to be self confident in the validity of his perverse logic.