The greasy grey hair must be the age-accelerated Earl Grey effect.

Does he keep a packet in his office drawer at the MCST? That Anthony Quinn lookalike behind him had best keep a close eye on him. When her turn comes, she won’t just lose a lover. She’ll lose her job too.

At least he’s given up dying his hair. He used to look ridiculous at the hairdresser’s, draped in a plastic cape having his roots done with bits of foil clamped to his hair. Grey makes some people look distinguished. It makes him look like an old fag.

I hear he was awful in his younger years. The male menopause version with psychiatric issues is even less desirable. Someone must have told him he’s good looking and the poor sod believed them.

As somebody wrote elsewhere on this website – give him a pair of earrings and he’s Agatha Barbara.

This is what Owen needs to tell us now.

Isn’t this just that bit more of a scandal than a priest and an adult?

Justice Minister with a minor? and he’s unashamedly in that role?

I’m flipping.

Disgraceful.

Perhaps he didn’t know she was 13. ‘I swear she said she’s 18, m’lord!’

That’s what she looked like before she slimmed down almost overnight a couple of years ago.

It’s obvious only because most men won’t pick up a fight with a woman (you’d hope), but they feel a surge of bravado if it happens to be a man.