Ismail wants to date Daphne.

I know, but Labour can’t make a veiled threat about that, like “If you vote PN, the Sicilian Mafia will chop the cable connecting Malta to the rest of the European power network”.

Labour is binding itself to purchase only 20% of our electricity, probably off-peak power.

Malta will be totally dependent on LNG supply depicted to be at favourable (read political) market prices.

If the LNG tanker does not arrive, we will be doomed.

So much for Konrad’s reliable “energy mix”.

Aliyev was Tony Blair’s (New Labour’s) darling. Guess who’s advising Joseph Muscat?

His puns are a trifle outdated. Times of Malta needs younger columnists.

Nipremjaw il-bazuzlija

I’ve been a teacher for a very long time, and I can read facial expressions and body language more accurately than I can a book .

Believe me when I tell you that these guys are up to no good. The nervous energy caused by intense guilt emanating from them is palpable, as if they are on the verge of committing a serious misdemeanor.

Muscat has the veiled, expressionless look we have grown to know so well, and which we have now come to associate with his scheming on some low or heinous ‘kunnink plen”.

You have to hand it to him – the guy has honed the art of cock-ups, f*ck-ups, cover-ups and frame-ups to perfection.

Someone at a wedding recently dared ask Joe Gasan what’s cooking with Electrogas. He was neither amused nor nice about it. In fact he lost his cool and sent his friend packing.

Guess what the international news agencies are saying today? Massive protests about human rights just outside Baku.