Maybe Sheehan likes to turbo-boost his Red Bull with a little coke mixed in?

Mallia would have told him, he bottles his from the Main Guard fountains.

Hold on, Daphne – if what you asserting is this case, then Smith is either totally confused or being liberal with the truth.

His testimony is very specific:

He miscalculated and clipped the mirror and the door of a parked car. Mr Smith said he stopped to get the details of the owner of the other car but a man came out of a house and was shouting aggressively at him. The man was holding a gun.

That would imply that he stopped in Turu Colombo square which immediately begs the question why would he stop again in Wied il-Kappara Street.

More importantly why has no newspaper outlined all this in a clear manner. At the very least it would be helpful for journalists to have the facts clearly laid out so that they can ask the right questions.

At the risk of the whole thing beginning to pan out like a Hercule Poirot novel, if Sheehan stated in his written statement: ‘He said he was on duty with the Minister”, where was the minister exactly?

Or did he mean he was on duty for the minister, i.e. babysitting duties?

Statue of Our Lady, bottom left.

Nowhere near Gzira. It’s in Marsa. The operator at Police Headquarters thought that Sheehan was referring to the latter, at first.