Nice pun. :)

Excuse me? Are you saying that standards have fallen so low at St. Aloysius College?

The quarry closest to Valletta is the massive underground-actually-above-ground car park. Another carbuncle.

One: widen the proposed tunnel to Gozo to include space for a stall every 100 metres – with appropriate parking.

Two: widen the proposed bridge to Gozo to include space for a stall every 100 metres – with appropriate parking.

Three: re-design the draft monorail plan around the island to include at least one stall at every monorail stop – with appropriate space for push chairs maybe even a coffee shop.

Four: as an interim measure while everybody cogitates about the top three options, find the quarry closest to Valletta, and place them all there – with a lift, toilets, coffee shops and appropriate parking, of course. There should also be enough space for existing politicians to have their own stall where they can spruik their policies to the electorate – bring your own brown paper bag please.

Cost: who cares – no one else seems to care about aesthetics so cost is of no consequence.

Postscript: Once a decision on the first three options is made the quarry can then be allocated to hunters to shoot all the birds they wish at all times of the year, day and night, but only from within the quarry. Shooting at each other from within should be enshrined in the legal statutes and strongly encouraged.

What are we going to do?

Go for Valletta 2018 selling bright pink ‘ricipetti’ amd tangas
from nondescript bus shelters beneath a Piano oeuvre.

Halluna tridux.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/08/magazine/my-dad-the-pornographer.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

This round goes to Jason.