I got an attack of the “vixri” when the referendum result came out .

Uncanny, isn’t it? Do share your own bowel disaster story.

Or he’s avoiding pissing off John Dalli.

It’s rather telling that a conversation about xi wankata ta’ JPO , slips so easily and naturally into one about diahorrea

Commiserations.

I once had shock-and-awe gastric flu on an Air Malta flight. Good thing it was pre-9/11, because I spent most of the flight locked in the bogs.

Yeah sure, like Rumania and Bulgaria sorted things out on all fronts before joining.

Wasabi did that to me once. Take away sushi from Harrods. It struck on the tube somewhere between Knightsbridge and King’s Cross.

People who speak well and think clearly also write well and entirely without effort because it reflects the way they think.

People who have truncated thoughts, on the other hand, also have a truncated vocabulary and write in truncated sentences.

Or they try hard to be otherwise and impress, as you do here, and fail miserably.

The words and phrases used make them seem like they’re desperately trying to sound like Proust or something.

Can’t even imagine how long it must take you to write these comments, frantically flipping through a dictionary, haha.

You’re not intellectual or special if you read a blog with words and likewise use big words. Stop wasting your own time and actually do go read Proust :)