If I like Singer X, and somebody criticises him, I feel absolutely no connection with the criticism, and certainly do not take it personally.

Baxxter criticised Il Volo. But you behave as though he criticised you for liking them.

Boyband Taljana li tkanta bit-Taljan ghandha suq limitat. Jekk huma famuzi (famuzissimi wkoll) f’Malta ma jfissirx li huma xi world-famous outfit.

Li jaghtini f’ghajni hawnhekk huwa n-nuqqas assolut ta’ rispett li dawn it-tliet twatoids psewdo-cool qed igibu lill-pajjiz li jien, irrid jew ma rridx, ingib ismu.

Meta tiltaqa’ ma’ head of state ma tidholx b’dak is-swagger denju ta’ council estate.

Ma tilbisx qisek tiela’ on stage quddiem ggajta tfajliet ormonali.

Ma tippozax b’idejk fil-but.

Iggib rispett. Ikollok mossi u mgieba li juru rispett, jekk mhux deferenza.

Jien iltqajt ma’ heads of state Maltin u barranin. U nassigurak la jien u lanqas in-nies li kien hemm mieghi ma gabu ruhhom bhal dawn it-tliet tamarri.

Head of state jirraprezenta stat sovran. Meta jkun barrani, u barra minn hekk jilqek fit-territorju tieghu, trid iggib rispett doppju.

Dawn marru hemm itajru l-alazobbizmu, jekk tridni nesprimiha b’mod car.

U ta’ laghqa Maltin li ahna, minflok tkazajna, tbissimnilhom u ghedna how sweet etc.

Mur ara l-Facebook account ta’ Marie-Louise Coleiro – tal-President tar-Repubblika. Iqazzek.

Issa dwar jekk kienux huma li riedu l-laqgha, ghandi risposta wahda: dawn ghandhom 18-il sena, huma adulti, mela jekk kienu hemm ifisser li riedu jkunu hemm.

The Maltese government should hire them immediately. They have that waxy-smooth aesthetic that’s become the industry standard of government secretariats.

Called Il Volo.

They don’t look to me like they have any intention of having sex with a woman, H. P. No vasectomy required.

Minhies se noqghod nidhol fid-definizzjoni ta’ hamallagni, ghax jew tifhimha minghajr spjegazzjoni, inkella ma tifhimha qatt.

Apparti li l-fatt li marru jiltaqghu mal-head of state ta’ pajjiz iehor meta huma tliet “artistes” insinifikanti. Li wiehed biss jikkontempla xi haga hekk huwa l-akbar sinjal ta’ hamallagni.