Such a pity that women of child bearing age dye their hair and plaster so much questionable, artificial chemical stuff over their skin…

It’s not just the age, either – Norma Saliba would have looked bad in that dress even in her 20s because she doesn’t have a rangy enough shape.

Thanks for the compliment about my height and neck. Most Maltese have neither, which is why you consider something that is normal elsewhere in the world to be freakish and of note.

Now look around you and take note of the fact that many Maltese heads sit directly on the shoulders, making you wonder where the throat is.

And when you are naturalised later.

But she was neither.

Now he is definitely not in his thirties.
Anke jekk iridha ta’wiehed ghadu zghir!

P.S. I always knew she’d go places. She had the kind of Maltese non-threatening networking skills that get you to the top.

4. It should be worn with ‘barely there’ make-up and mussed hair (meaning you have to be young, again) because the combination of side-boob, lots of make-up and over-styled hair is…well, never mind.