Dak biex nuruhom li wartime rationing is over. Hawn il-gid. U l-black-seamed stockings.

Well, because as you will be aware, it is not enough to be slim to wear a very short skirt. You also need very long legs, height and a generally rangy figure. Short skirts look unfortunate on short women with short legs, however thin they might be. But try telling them that. I used to wear small skirts all the time back when they were fashionable and I was under 35. But that’s because I could. But back-seamed tights…NEVER.

This blog has outdone itself.

The problem with a large part of the Maltese population these days is that not only are they ignorant and stupid, they are content with the fact that they are ignorant and stupid and wish to continue being so.

Under no circumstances is that outfit appropriate for any official event gustuz. The outfit is proper “hamallagni”. Jekk is-sinjorina ma tafx if tilbes ghandha tibqa d-dar mhux tmur tizzattat l-OPM. Malta u il-Maltin haqqhom ahjar minn dal-hamallagni.

U Sahara dezert injorant.

Probably because Sally Anne knows instinctively, as do I, that it’s the lady with the back-seamed tights.

Why do you bother speaking to such idiot?

I thought you would send to her ONE Productions Ltd address. Forgot ONE and OPM are the same.

I don’t work for the government.

And instead of being so aggressively defensive, just take some advice.