Investigators in Brazil have just discovered a network of money laundering, which money was being siphoned off Petrobras, Brazil’s oil producer. The money’s laundered using real estate.

Mossack Fonseca, the legal firm used by Konrad and Keith, is the prime suspect.

It’s obviously just a coincidence. Somehow I don’t think we need to look outside these shores to discover which real estate. Labour also got elected pledging to do away with due diligence checks and audits on real estate.

I think when it’s a spanking new project with Jordanian investors or some Chinese settlement to the north read no previous owners, it becomes so much easier.

But then, I’m told I see things.

Then, immediately after seizing power, they went on to do the exact opposite of everything they said. They have now transformed Malta into something worse than a backwater Sicilian village run by the Mafia. They perpetrated the biggest con in the Republic’s history.

In, say, UKIP terms, it would be like Farage being elected, then going on to negotiate with the EU to ensure that a clause stating “The United Kingdom is a permanent member of the European Union and can never leave” is entrenched in the next treaty.