Your propensity to mix the subjective (insight, vision, humble) as opposed to sticking to objective facts, makes you come across as someone who is out of his depth and struggling to keep up.

If you put all this fascinating information together, what you get ( for anyone who still cares) is the following.

Sons inherit the baldness gene from their mothers, who are carriers. This gene leads to the production of the enzyme 5-alpha-reductase.

This enzyme catalyses (speeds up) the conversion of testosterone to dihydrotestosterones. These hormones negatively affect the growth of the hair follicles and voila baldness.

Well, you certainly are.

I know, Daphne. And it’s not like men aren’t into her.

Shame Rosie said that she’s not into men, Kevin, because it looks like you’d be sorted otherwise.

That’s what I love about Rosie. She knows her testosterones from her dihydrotestosterones and does not bitch about it.

Yes, that’s true.

Actually, the most common cause of male baldness is genetic. Woman ( XX) can be carriers of the baldness gene on their X chromosomes. This is then expressed in their sons (XY) who inherit the baldness gene on the X chromosome they get from their mother. On a tiny island such as Malta, the high percentage of bald men is predominately caused by genetics.