It’s those women who refuse to sit because they’re too disgusted who make the biggest mess of seats, for reasons that should be biologically obvious. Whenever you find a soaked seat, a woman has done it. Men’s lavatories are always cleaner, and sensible women use them wherever possible. It’s the men who are going to be shocked at the mess women make, and not the other way round.

Nispera li f’kull waħda minn dawn il-latrina inkludew ‘nappy changer’. Minn dawn it-tip ta’ dettalji tinduna x’livell ta’ ppjanar ikun hemm u allura x’ikunu il-motivazzjonijiet: jekk hux bidliet kosmetiċi biex taparsi jkun sar xi ħaġa jew skop nobbli li ttejjeb il-livell ta’ ħajja tan-nies.