A threesome with Chris Cardona would do him nicely.

Jew tilghaq u titlaq, bhal Lou Bondi.

Cyrus Engerer must fancy his chances of becoming the next deputy leader. Sod it, let’s go the whole hog. Meinrad Calleja must be in the running.

Raphael Vassallo was the one who wrote, a couple of days after the general election, that a removal van had been seen outside the Auberge de Castille and that Lawrence Gonzi had stolen the antique furniture and paintings.

He apologised later – but that piece revealed the state of his delirium.

Also, his brother-in-law is a Nationalist Party candidate, and I prefer to avoid commenting about Raphael at all because his sister and I have been friends since we were in nappies.