Though not so wide, EdZL’s and Bedingfield’s rumps are very matronly. And I always wonder how Helena Dalli and Deborah Schembri manage to park their generous bottoms in their parliamentary seat.

Nuxellina’s pert, but slightly overexposed, buns are obviously her best feature. Joseph Muscat`s wide hips would be quite feminine if he were able to walk, rather than waddle. As it is, it looks very asexual and hermaphroditic.

He must have taken the Hypocrite’s Oath, mistaking it for the Hippocratic one.

Ditto for most medical women.

The same goes for any demigod in any other profession. Malta is an asylum for big fish in a small pond.

What are we to judge him by on the ballot sheet, his surgical skills?

Your thinking skills are shyte, Matron. And I’ve been called worse, so don’t even go there.

You people all lead sheltered lives or have always been successful or both – or now I’m confused.

Well that’s another hurdle for Simon Busuttil to surmount in his attempt to clean out politics.

What are your views on his association with the corrupt Konrad Mizzi, Keith Schembri and their backer Joseph Muscat? Give me a second-rate doctor any time.