Le siehbi… Tghallimt go skola tal-gvern taht Gvern Socjalista (Lejburista).

M’ghandix tort hux!

Where did I say you belong or work for a political party?

[Daphne – You realise you are mistaking the same mistake the Labour Party does: equating me with a political party. I am not one. I am a political and current affairs columnist.]

Wow x’naqra English ghandek buddy. Tidher li int follower ta’ Daphne. Ma nafx kif ma kkoregitlekx ‘your haj flown inglixx’. Skond Daphne inti taqa taht il-kategorija tal-Lejburisti my friend.

And you are as important as Gonzi, his government, RCC and – unbelievably – the Pope, put all together.

He must be Pawlu (from Valletta) a canvasser of Jose Herrera. He fits that description.

Space Midget Kurt to Ground Control: I pressed the wrong button.

‘X’helwa helwa qisa mara ragel’ – obviously, his interlocutor had actually seen Daphne, while this man hadn’t. Shame she wasn’t there to introduce herself, as her sister Corinne did recently after sitting through an entire conversation between Joe Pace tal-Magic Kiosk and his friends at the next table, about ‘il-familja ta’ Daphne u kemm nafhom’. Apparently, she waited for him to conclude his gossip and slander and then leaned across and said to him: ‘You claim to know them so well, but then you didn’t know that one of them is sitting right here next to you listening to everything you’re saying. Goodbye.’ This raised great mirth among his friends, at his expense.