She is also very witty and understands firsthand Maltese politics.

For most of us in America, the novel concept of reduced electrical rates is the norm. As I would guess it is for the rest of the civilized world.. kind of like the internet, Starbucks and Viagra.

Which brings me to the point that you need to take that little pill at least 30-40 minutes Mr. Silvio before the laundry gets started at night or else nothing will turn on. Just a friendly comment intended to be helpful.

I am sure that all Europeans will have a good laugh if they had to see the comments on this important measure written by Silvio and some others here.

The fact that you are married is no 100% proof that you are a woman ( you know how it is these days). But anyway I take your word that you are a woman,but surely not a lady.
Your comments were meant to ridicule.
When I want to laugh,I either watch M.Bean or else Mr.Humphrey telling us that they,of the P,N., are doing all possible to fight corruption. That I can asure you is as funny as it can get.
Try watching him,when of course you are not in the laundry room,doing what you have to do.

The question is: ‘Does he last any more than 3 minutes?

In that case he can sleep for 477 minutes to gather his strength.

Doing the laundry, can become part of the couple’s foreplay.

“get a Phillipine girl”

Mamma mia, how patronising of you!

If I were Silvio Loporto’s “Phillipine girl”, I would walk out, job or not job.

I meant to say Death Valley, in California.

Ghoxrin Punt, Silvio is the original author of that sexist comment.

He’s an old Laburist who tries to pass off as a disgruntled Nazjonalist but fails miserably.

He also tries to make us think that he’s some kind of a Casanova, but with his mediaeval views on women, I doubt he has had many opportunities to carry out his ten to six activities.

And Silvio, seventy year old men are like the Death Desert: shrivelled, nasty, and lifeless in certain departments.

Silvio, by your reasoning this man will definitely never get a woman, as he clearly cannot afford a housemaid who would do the laundry in the evening.