Now why would Joseph produce his own electoral programme, when the Nationalist Party is doing it for him?

Can’t you see that whenever the NP explains two or three proposals, hours or a day later the LP comes out with similar proposals with a change here and a change there so he can put his name to them?

The problem is that by making changes, he guarantees that his versions won’t work. But the semiliterate out there do not know the difference between the real thing and an inferior fake.

Silvio, let me assure you that every time you try to be funny, you fail miserably. If however, your comments are not intended to be jokes, then you may need urgent help.
Maybe Joseph can give you a free alarm clock since you seem to have a specific time of night when you spend all of a few minutes ‘doing it’.
So, for so few minutes of pleasure, I wouldn’t worry. You can try doing it between the washing and rinsing cycles. If things don’t quite work out, try the spinning cycle, for a great climax.

So Italy was where you learned to be rude and sexist. Go figure!

With comments like, “La donna a settanta anni e come la Siberia, tutti sanno dove e, ma nessun voul andare,” I don’t think you need to worry about sex between, “ten and six” or any other time. No woman in her right senses is going to want to be with you.

One of the many problems with Labour is that they lack imagination and the ability to think outside the box.

If they are so worried that doing the laundry at night is going to cut into their sex lives, why don’t they just combine the two?

Put the laundry in the machine and have sex in the laundry room. That way, the women (because only Labour women do the laundry) can keep an eye on their washing and make the men in their lives happy too. It gives a whole new meaning to Fifty Shades of Grey.

Adrian, please do not include me in the we.

I am perfectly satisified with the current PL leadership.

It is exactly what the PL and its supporters deserve.

Mediocrity.

Thanks.

Silvio, Labour voters have probably all got tumble-driers (and air-conditioners in every room), hence their constant complaints about electricity bills.

Silvio, do you know what a washing machine is? It washes clothes, but it´s not a woman. Between 10 and 6, YOU will have no excuse.

You are expecting a bit too much.

When Gonzi said he faced storms all around he never envisaged that he would cop it literally from everywhere.

It is a measure of the man that he does not stoop down to take them on in their own fashion.

He is an honest politician who believes he is doing the best in Malta’s interest – as he has always done.

Compare that to the fraud on the other side – who only has a personal goal.

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