Extreme bog diving.

To be honest, I really don’t give a hoot if the Prime Minister wears well-known reliable brandq. All I know is that he looks like a twat in the North Face jacket, just like his wife looked ridiculous in the Gucci boots.

Does one really need a code of ethics to know that certain behaviour is just plain wrong?

The North Face, Quechua, Salomon, are all brands made for skiers, mountaineers, extreme snowboarders and tri-athletes.

The fabric used by for these brands is durable, waterproof and it resists extreme weather conditions, thus keeping the human body comfortable in extreme circumstances.

There are no extreme weather conditions in Malta and no extreme sports people except for a couple of surfers who ride the waves in winter and some cyclists who risk their lives cause nothing’s been done to safeguard their safety so far.

So yes, people who wear the North Face brand in Malta must be thinking they’re climbing Mont Blanc, each time there’s some walking marathon they participate in to collect money for charity.

That bag is where Mrs Muscat stores her large collection of sex-toys and E. L. James novels, for the next time her husband doesn’t notice she’s around.

I see a lot of useless kilos by her side which are worth losing.

More like a blood pressure monitor and a defibrillator, I’d guess.