Oh, a Bio Bass which runs on human gas. What an appropriate name.

Of course, I would even take off my dark overcoat so that he can aim with ease.

Lies always leave loose ends and this is a glaring loose end. Was it a hit and run or was there a verbal exchange where the driver identified himself?

Could the driver say that he is a police officer, was he a police officer at that point in time?

There are more holes in the story than a pigeon coop.

Isn’t it remarkable how the minister’s driver took off much later than Mr. Smith (he heard the noise of the impact from inside) but he managed to overtake and block Mr. Smith’s car yet it is stated that it was Mr. Smith who was the one driving dangerously.

“Prim, nahseb ahjar taghmel dikjarazzjoni, ta, ghax jahsbuk qed tibza.”

“Min jibza’? Jien?! Ara ha nghidilhom li ninsab irrabbjat u ddizgustat. U jifhmuha kif iridu.”

http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2014-11-20/local-news/Prime-Minister-Muscat-stands-by-Minister-Mallia-expresses-anger-and-disgust-6736126072

Especially if you are in a strange land and most of the people seem to be weirdos.

From what I know of them, the first two at least would totally approve of Paul Sheehan’s behaviour and the fact that the police minister has a gun-carrying policeman for a driver. It’s the sort of thing they crave for themselves. Jeffrey PO in fact has or until recently had a soldier seconded to him as a driver and protection officer, and Debono has a fixed point protection officer at his front door – he also has a chauffeur paid out of public money but we don’t know yet whether he also carries a gun.

“Prim, hawn tas-Salvu Today xtaq il-kummenti tieghek wara li Busuttil talbek tkecci lill-Mallia.”

“Ghidilhom ghadu qed jahsibha… le, stenn… ghidilhom… ghidilhom se jlaqqa’ l-kabinett… le, ahjar le, hej… Ha nghidlek… ghidilhom li indispost u erga’ hu hsiebha int, Kurt, hi, hu pacenzja, ghax ghadni qed nistennihom jghoddu l-bullets.”

If technologists find a way to have buses run on bullshit, I’m sure the Maltese government will become a client. It has an inexhaustible supply of that stuff.

”Poo Power: Bus Runs On Gas From Human Waste”

http://news.sky.com/story/1377035/poo-power-bus-runs-on-gas-from-human-waste

If you’re being chased by a nutter in a high performance car, waving a pistol around (which he’s just shot at you), and screaming at you to stop because he claims to be a policeman, surely you’d comply and pull calmly in to the side of the road, wouldn’t you?