source: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/08/arkell-v-pressdram.html

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29th April 1971

Dear Sir,

We act for Mr Arkell who is Retail Credit Manager of Granada TV Rental Ltd. His attention has been drawn to an article appearing in the issue of Private Eye dated 9th April 1971 on page 4. The statements made about Mr Arkell are entirely untrue and clearly highly defamatory. We are therefore instructed to require from you immediately your proposals for dealing with the matter.

Mr Arkell’s first concern is that there should be a full retraction at the earliest possible date in Private Eye and he will also want his costs paid. His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply.

Yours,

(Signed)

Goodman Derrick & Co.

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Dear Sirs,

We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr. J. Arkell.

We note that Mr Arkell’s attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off.

Yours,

Private Eye

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The reference to colonialism is to the patronising attitude of a Swiss man with several passports who swans in to Malta, strikes an agreement with its corrupt government, meets nobody but hamalli Maltese in suits kowtowing to him (or the greedy equivalent with money) and thinks that Malta is just another St Kitts & Nevis full of plantation slaves desperate for a couple of dollars.