I agree with you there. Maltese people are so accustomed to seeing nothing but really bad skin or skin plastered in make-up that they have no idea what good, young skin looks like. THAT’S what it looks like in people of that colouring. And in darker people, it’s the same texture but creamy.

People staring at you? Why ever would they do that. As you know (but readers don’t) you don’t hide your identity from me and you certainly wouldn’t stand out in a Brixton or Luton crowd. You would, however, be ultra-conspicuous in a small Nazi town in Germany – for the very same reason.

I’ll admit it’s been many years since I’ve been to Brixton but I stopped by at Luton to kill a few hours and some areas made me feel as though I’m in Deira and I don’t know if you’ve ever visited but Deira is not a nice place especially in the back streets. People staring at us because we are Westerners and a worker/owner at an electronics store sexually harassed my girlfriend whilst I was looking at a camera in the same shop.

Maltese people want to pass off as European in race, never mind in culture, and are usually racist to the race that most resembles theirs – Arabian. However their intolerance to other races, now even to the Aryan race they so admire, is getting a bit much.

Christian Bale and plastic face indeed.

You ask for Muslim women to take off their veils, for Muslims to stop gathering in public places to have their celebrations, and for food not to be prepared halal.

But it’s ok for you to have Christians gather around churches, or revel in the streets for some celebration or other, impose Catholic religious classes on children, or even assume that everyone is a Catholic when having conversations leading to some awkward silences.

You’re not being patriotic or a good Catholic believer. You’re just selfish and racist.