Maltese radicals – an oxymoron

Iljunfant tal-ustja

Forget the Old Edwardians, this is a message for my former classmates

Here's an idea for Where's Everybody

Iva hija, nibaghtuh ir-Richmond Foundation jonqos

Oh, how jolly! A teddy-bears' picnic of Old Edwardian felons at Mount Carmel

Preferential treatment: he's wangled his way into Mount Carmel instead of Corradino

Hi, I'm Joseph, I'm a zaghzugh, and now I've kept the King of Spain waiting

A knave until the end

The best chief justice that money can buy

Din bhal ta' Noel Arrigo – "seeing with his hands"

Il-poplu japprova s-silenzju tal-Mexxej – dik intelligenza mhux injoranza

And now the ultimate ignominy for a former judge: being branded a manipulative perjurer by another judge

Dak ghax ma kellux rihersal

Trips to Lourdes financed by the sale of Durex – u hallina