Come the revolution – AUX ARMES, CITOYENS!

Amazing how that sorry lot identify themselves with the British Labour Party

So that's what happened to the water and electricity money!

More Newspeak from Maltastar

After Elton John and the Golden Circle: Jet Set Tony flies off to protest

A parliament of mops and dusters

Maltastar: Now reduced to lying outright

Yes, there is a solution to the cleaning lady problem

Robert Arrigo: what a mistake that was

It's about time somebody told John Dalli where to shove his rabid ambition

John Dalli: the ex-girlfriend in the room

Trouble in Lilliput

No, she didn't pay her stamp

Only working class people are paid wages, My Dear Leader

While the Mittilkless is starved of its living wage, Tony Zarb sits in the Golden Circle