I watched this and thought: isn't this the perfect time to put JOSEPH in charge?

Go on, knock yourself out comparing and contrasting with the previous videos

The missing bits in Labour's Christmas messagg moderat u progressiv

Taht il-PN kulhadd qieghed imut bil-guh (it must be all that pizza)

They’re saving their pennies for the next referendum

Sigh. 25 years on and the only thing that's changed is the hair. Tal-ustja, man. Il-vera buzz.

Oh, for f**k's sake. Instead of sending him to the knacker's yard, they're going to make him finance minister.

Labour's deputy leader talks hot and dirty with a rubber puppet

1970s Facebook

Unbelievable – he talks about 'nafdaw iz-zaghzagh' and then stuffs his shadow cabinet and party hierarchy with creaking dinosaurs

Obviously, Lino Spiteri would prefer it if we said nothing about this

What is the point of the Labour Party?

Kuragg, guySSSSS (sibilant SSSS)! We can make it through these last 18 months of violence, starvation and unemployment! Yes (zzzz sound) we can!!!!!!!!!

Watch it and weep: a Krismiss song for the Golden Years, with Renato, Mary Spiteri, Joseph Muscat and a right-on Wardakanta tune

Imagine if the gONeZiPn neurotics had a PM like this one to feast on