Labour's deputy leader talks hot and dirty with a rubber puppet

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Unbelievable – he talks about 'nafdaw iz-zaghzagh' and then stuffs his shadow cabinet and party hierarchy with creaking dinosaurs

Obviously, Lino Spiteri would prefer it if we said nothing about this

What is the point of the Labour Party?

Kuragg, guySSSSS (sibilant SSSS)! We can make it through these last 18 months of violence, starvation and unemployment! Yes (zzzz sound) we can!!!!!!!!!

Watch it and weep: a Krismiss song for the Golden Years, with Renato, Mary Spiteri, Joseph Muscat and a right-on Wardakanta tune

Imagine if the gONeZiPn neurotics had a PM like this one to feast on

Ejjew nies! Kullhadd ghal ghand tas-Super One biex niffangaw minn fuq dahar il-Labour

Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando – an intellect to rival Ronnie's

Let me through! I have a hot date with Joseph Muscat!