Manuel Mallia is bouncing back – with a dinner dance on 9 May

Just in case you’re at a loose end, read the fabulous menu below and take note of how that addled old fossil Renato will be providing the entertainment in one of his many interesting and youthful wigs.

See also how Photoshop can slim you down so much faster than any number of sessions with a popular dietician.

There’s one thing that foxes me: this is a dinner dance, so why is there a price per head for children, and more perplexingly still, for children under five?

His own will not be there, of course. They’ll be with Paul Sheehan, his mother, or Joe L-Olandiz.