Jason Micallef and Albert ‘Garden Gnome’ Marshall have a hotspot

They rubbish the magnificent architectural attraction that is Parliament House, the gate to the city and the open theatre, and want us to look at their hotspot instead.

The other man in the photograph is Chris Grech, chairman of the real-estate agents Dhalia – because you know how it is, nowadays we don’t make things attractive and beautiful for the sake of it (like Valletta) but with the ultimate aim of selling houses.