His poor mother must be living on tranks

This is the boy who goes around the island dangling himself from great and terrible heights while trying to ensure that he is photographed for ‘proof’ every time.

He’s the one the police say they can’t stop because there’s no law to book him under.

Because you know how it is: they make us wear crash helmets and seat-belts but then there’s no law to stop us dangling off a bridge or crane tower just for kicks.

Yes. I’m a liberal, but a liberal of the order that says your right to dangle off tower cranes ends where other people’s obligation to put your pieces back together, and pay for it, begins.