Look at this high-quality CV – Muscat has been raiding the field for turnips

Unbelievable. He went to primary school, all right, so now don’t get all finicky. And do you notice that this CV doesn’t say what it is that Chris Agius has done for work all his adult life before becoming a member of the government two years ago?

That’s right. This is a CV that’s not a CV because what he did for three decades outside being a “parliamentarian” – that’s member of parliament to you and me – is run an ironmongery.

Nothing wrong with that, but for heaven’s sake – this is the parliamentary secretary in the Ministry of Education.