What I did on my holidess, by Anglu and Joseph
Published:
March 29, 2009 at 11:08pm
Jaqaw dal-madoffi cuc ta' fuq dari kiel xi skoss curry, jew?
Joseph Muscat took a rain-check on the president’s farewell dinner ghax tela sa Sqallija ma’ Anglu u n-nisa taghhom. Talk of Anglu Farrugia and holidays brings the inevitable to mind, so given the unfortunate absence of elephants in Sicily, I thought this would suffice.
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See the original here, complete with kepxin:
http://www.anglufarrugia.com/modules/xcgal2/displayimage.php?pid=5&album=2&pos=8
And if you really have nothing better to do, check out Anglu Farrugia warming his seat with the memory of Diana, Princess of Wales:
http://www.anglufarrugia.com/modules/xcgal2/displayimage.php?pid=17&album=2&pos=5
He might have warmed his seat, but it was the wrong bench.
LOL Corinne! As we might say in Maltese: “ma taghmilx ghajb lil ohtok fejn jidhlu kummenti spirituzi.”
Maybe he’ll upload pictures of his “btala mal-lider”.
[Daphne – Jieklu l-pasta. As for the family values, why do I get the feeling that he and Michelle left the twins behind?]
“Btala mal-lijder” photos – Now that is something really worth looking forward to. I bet they’ll be in shell-suits, since they’re “on holiday”.
Jieklu l-pasta, Daph? Apparently on BondiPlus (or whatever it’s called) this evening, one of his fellow guests asked Muscat why he was not present at the state dinner organised in Eddie Fenech Adami’s honour. Wara l-qaghad idur mal-lewza, he eventually said something like “forsi jdejquni l-formalitajiet, u nippreferi mmur niekol hamburrrrrgerr ma’ tal-familja”. He’s sure to be one hell of an embarassment to Malta if he ever becomes prime minister. (Then again, so are most Labour contenders.)
Maybe because they did?
From http://www.anglufarrugia.com: “Political Vision – Today he is one of the main Political exponents of the Labour Party where in his ferocious and strong speeches that he delivers in the Maltese Parliament and in the Public.”
Exercise 1.1
a) Divide this sentence into clauses and subclauses.
b) Identify the subject, object and predicate.
c) Find the transitive and intransitive verbs.
H P Baxxter – Better not start analysing the grammatical errors on Anglu Farrugia’s site, or you’ll end up practically re-writing it for him. It’s actually the errors and his feeling of self-importance which makes it a highly entertaining read.
Wow, just wow. I’m just cutting and pasting without touching the text, honest:
“He Entered Politics for the first time under the MLP ticket in October 1996 General Elections. Where he was elected in Parliament from the 11th Electoral district. During the Labour government 1996-1998 he was Chairman for the committee of the consideration of Bills of the House of Representatives, and also chairman of all committees of the House of Representatives which appointment gave him added voting powers when preceding the Plenary as the then speaker, was not an elected speaker. During this two year government period was also head of OSCE Parliamentary Assembly delegation.”
“Between 1998 and today He was appointed on Various important missions by the OSCE Parliamentary Assembly and also by the EU commission, International observer for various General Elections, in particular countries that include, the violet revolution that took place in Giorgia (1999), Presidential Election in Palestinian Authority (2004) following the demise of then president Yasser Arafat. The Presidential Election in the USA (2004), the referendum for independence from Serbia in Montenegro (2006) and the Presidential and Parliamentary Elections in Zambia 2006.”
Why the capital H in ‘He’?
Effing incredible. Our future deputy PM cannot spell. Aghti kbir Alla id-dehen lil min jahkimha…
Bhal dak li qallu “Cuc int, imma min tak id-dottorat icwec minnek.”
Quick, switch to Super One for a glimpse of the Elephant man, He ”looks” so so funny. Viva l-lejber.
I didn’t know Giorgia had a violet revolution. I mean, does Giorgia know she had a revolution? Poor girl.
Of course there’s Georgia the country. But THEIR revolution was rose, not violet.
They threatened a violet revolution in Tajikistan….
or does he mean the album by Anne Harris?
http://lyrics.payplay.fm/Anne+Harris/Violet+Revolution
It’s a violet revolution
It’s a healing light
No more worry and confusion
Let’s generate Love tonight
Or maybe its his fashion instincts coming to the fore:
http://www.polyvore.com/violet_revolution/set?id=1623197
And we send this guy abroad to represent us? He could be the next foreign minister? WE have the cheek to make fun of the Americans?
Oh well, on the bright (violet) side….
In our deepest meditation
There is love and light
No more worry and confusion
Let’s generate Love tonight
(Inhobbkom Joseph will love it,,,,,)
Maybe he meant the Velvet Revolution …and got the wrong country in the process, too.
There is an elephant in Catania actually (http://digilander.libero.it/toraus/Sud/450px-Catane_Fontana_Dell_elefante.jpg). It’s a statue and has an obelisk on its back but perhaps Anglu Farrugia will still be able to…erm…find a way to sit.
[Daphne – Please, spare me the unfortunate images.]
U Anglu bellu jerga jaqa’ ghan-n**k.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20090401/local/employees-deny-they-were-threatened-to-vote-pn
“…Anglu Farrugia warming his seat ?
More likely he was warming his brains.